Thank you, Hollywood!

What would we do without Hollywood telling us what is right and wrong, good art and bad?

Our betters at Variety magazine have helpfully provided a list of 10 movies that MUST HAVE WARNING LABELS!

Because you and I are five years old, we need the guidance and wisdom of celebrity reporters, like Tim Gray of Variety. Without that, the terrorists have won. Or something.

Bad films covered, and why:

• Gone With the Wind
• Birth of a Nation
• Song of the South
• Breakfast at Tiffany’s
• Dirty Harry
• Forrest Gump
• Silence of the Lambs
• Holiday Inn
• True Lies
• Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
• Me Before You (why euthanasia wrong again?)
• Once Upon a Time In Hollywood
• The Children’s Hour
• The Searchers

Resources Mentioned

• Variety magazine article

Special appeal to ban all John Wayne films because of how often he did bad things to good Indians, er, I mean aboriginal First Nations peoples.